Allen Ginsberg - When the Light Appears
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, God made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
Few things exist that are more perfect.
So this is the Avengers re-enacting the Bad Romance video.
That is all.
This is why the ocean scares me so much its not the sharks, nor the giant fucking squid its just the vast emptiness
I always reblog this
this is my favorite picture on the internet.
This is without a doubt one of my most favourite pictures I’ve seen whilst on tumblr, I can’t help but reblog it everytime I see it
reblogging for the fucking comments
its so tender
What if? → Avengers Study Group, Tony turns up just to brag about not having to turn up, and Thor is … Thor.
AvengersBillionaire Playboys → Tony works out Batman’s real identity and decides not to tell Bruce.
I FOUND IT
THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME
It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.
Just look at this shit.
If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.
Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”
Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.
The horse is stoned as hell.
Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.
Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.
Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”
Best painting ever.
THE FLYING BABY HEADS HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
Statement for President Nixon to read in case the astronauts were stranded on the moon, July 18th, 1969.
In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Gucci nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new avatar, an Louis Vuitton bender named Kanye West. And although his skills are great, he has alot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe, Kanye can save the world.